‘Beer in the Bilges: Sailing Adventures in the South Pacific’ is a memoir that chronicles Alan Boreham’s, Peter Jinks’s, and Bob Rossiter’s various voyages through the Blue Continent.
For three experienced sailors Andrew Clubb’s proposal is a no-brainer. After all, who wouldn’t want to sail an elegant yacht from the South Pacific to Hawaii? The men, having already travelled across the Blue Continent, are certain they can accomplish the task. However, it soon turns out that bringing Ron of Argyll to the Aloha state is no mean feat. No amount of preparation and knowledge can truly prepare a person for such adventure. Because the Pacific Ocean is an unpredictable beast. Unpredictable but always fascinating and bewitching. Especially if there’s some beer in the bilges.
This is not a book about Pasifika. This is a book about sailing in Pasifika. High seas, gale-force winds, water gushing into the deck… This is the kind of content ‘The Professionals’ offer their readers. Have you been dreaming of cruising the South Pacific? If yes, you’ve just bought a ticket.
One of the most interesting features of this memoir is its unusual construction. The book is wisely split up into four major parts. The first three highlight the authors’ individual voyages: Bob’s journey from California to New Zealand, Peter’s Sydney-to-Suva yacht race as well as his little odyssey around the Polynesian islands, and Alan’s sailing trip on a Vancouver-Hawaii route. The last part concentrates on the famous Ron of Argyll delivery – a formidable undertaking the three seamen were eager to carry out.
Bringing together four separate stories was indeed a terrific idea, as it gives readers the feeling of being immersed in four separate books! Each tale is like a breath of fresh air – something new, exciting, unexpected, unpredictable. There’s literally no time to get bored. And although the leisurely pace in which the tales are written may indicate differently, plenty of thrills await you on every single page. This is a real adventure. Unless you are (mentally) prepared, don’t even bother getting on board – better just leave the book on the shelf.
Now, the memoir is penned by three gentlemen. Co-authoring usually means that one book is written in slightly (or sometimes very!) different styles and manners. Where there are multiple authors, there are multiple voices. And even the most subtle change of tone may easily spoil your reading enjoyment. But do not be afraid, because the stories in ‘Beer in the Bilges’ could not be told in a more consistent voice! A third-person narrative – almost never used in personal memoirs – allowed the authors to share their individual experiences without disturbing the flow and ‘rhythm’ of the chapters. They are singing…writing…in perfect unison! Add on top of this their great sense of humour, a bit of drama, and vivid descriptions that engage all of your senses and you have the best sea tale you can get!
In the ‘sea adventure’ category this book is definitely in the top 10. However, let’s don’t forget that the gentlemen sailed the South Pacific – one of the most intriguing corners of our globe consisting of beautiful islands, smiling people and their vibrant cultures. Unfortunately, you won’t read much about that. Pasifika is virtually non-existent in Boreham, Jinks, and Rossiter’s memoir. The authors are focused exclusively on the sailing part. This is highly regrettable as it’s always fascinating to be able to ‘see’ delightful places through somebody else’s eyes.
All in all, ‘Beer in the Bilges’ is a great read. Excellently written, absorbing, thoroughly entertaining. This is your ultimate sailing book. For people interested in cruising adventures, it will be just perfect!